Wednesday's are super duper

Dude, I am annoying myself to the point of madness today. I am sitting here watching Disturbia for the 100th time. I'm not sure why I can't get enough of this movie. I have an inkling that I might enjoy watching Shia LeBouf a little too much. I may have to add him to my list of movie star crushes. He is a little cutie. Anyways, the house is clean, laundry is done and I am bored out of my gourd. I did apply for 2 jobs today. One is a Meter Specialist position for the City of Santa Rosa. Basically, it's walking around and reading meters to determine water usage. What caught my eye is a line that said "Communicating verbally face to face with customers, sometimes in tense situations", it totally cracked my ass up. Why tense I wonder? I've never been pissed of at a meter reader. Anyways, it seems like a good gig.. we shall see if they contact me. I did finally hear from the recruiter about the construction gig I mentioned long long ago. She said that the dude in charge wants to interview me, but wants to also interview someone with prior construction company experience. She told him that he doesn't need to interview anyone else, that he will want to hire me regardless, but he said find someone else to compare me too and that is the only way he will conduct said interview. She then said that she will have to find someone else to interview in addition to me. That was back on the 6th of March, so we shall see if she finds someone. Seriously though, like I can't fucking learn the construction industry? I didn't know anything about wine when I left Costco to go to Korbel and in 3 years I was running a million dollar a year department. I had NO CLUE about mortgages and was kicking ass and taking names at the HC tech support gig well above my projected training schedule. I feel like grabbing his noggin, putting him in a head lock and screaming. I CAN LEARN THE FUCKING BUSINESS,YOU DOUCHE! But I wont, cuz then I will be bored in jail, biding my time till I get bought by a bull dyke for a carton of smokes.
Speaking of smokes, I ran out of them this morning and had to drag my bootie out to get some. Double Yuck. While I was out, I thought it would be the a good idea to get some lunch. A burrito sounded lovely. Hey, wait a minute, there is a burrito shop right next to the cigarette place! How fortuitous!! Now, I know that both these places are right across the street from the high school, so I get dressed (seriously, I was going to go in my Pj's, but though better of it) and in my head I am trying to remember when lunch time is. Well, I went about 2 minutes before the youth of Rohnert Park descended upon the strip mall. I managed to get the smokes and the burrito right as the parking lot was filling up, and let me tell you..those little fuckers are wicked annoying and don't like to get out of the way of a moving vehicle. It took me a whole minute just to back out of the parking space, then another 3 to navigate my exit.
Now I am back, sitting on the couch, Soda in lap and burrito safely ensconced in my belly.
I think I might be in dire need of some Clariton D. I feel like poop. Not total bed ridden poop, just sinus headache and ever so slightly stuffed nose poop. Maybe a shower will help. Oh, shower then a beer. Now that sounds like a prescription to feel better!